| Q. Would you put my picture
or a picture of my car, horse, house,
dog, goldfish, etc. on a webpage for me? |
| A. Yes, send me the pic and
I'll send you the URL or place it here.
Your choice (subject to my judgement and
the rules of my upstream providers). |
| |
| Q. Do you know a good recipe
for ___________? |
| A. Yes, check here for link. |
| |
| Q. I need a _______ for my
website. |
| A. Here you go. Try this
link. |
| |
| Q. I need a minor celebrity
for my son's birthday party this
weekend.. |
A. I'll be there Saturday.
You are having cake and Ice Cream. Right?
But seriously, unless you know someone
famous, your kids would probably rather
have a clown with balloons or just more
fun party favors and games. Consider a
bowling party or roller skating rink. Or
Putt Putt golf.
Have the party at your local park. They
probably have shelters available if you
just ask. Ask early. |
| |
| Q. I want to meet a nice guy. |
| A. Set your sights a little
lower. |
| |
| Q. I want to meet a nice
girl. |
| A. Why? |
| |
| Q.Can you recommend a good
photographer for our banquet? |
| A. Have you concidered just
placing several disposable cameras on
each table for your banquet? Tell the
guests to feel free to use them during
the festivities then leave them on the
table. You can get them developed. Pick
and choose among the photos and create a
CD and a printed album. Or a website.
Share the memories with the attendees and
your friends. Don't forget to send me a
copy or the link. Thanks! |
| |
| Q. How can I get this stain
out of my carpet. |
| A. This company in your area
claims to be able to do just that. Give
them a call. |
| |
| Q. We have a very nice wooden
playset we built ten years ago. My grown
children have all left home. Should I
tear it down, sell it or give it away? |
| A. What? Doesn't the neighbor
kids still play on it or can't your
grandchildren enjoy it? Don't forget
Insurance though. |
| |
| Q. How do I use a ATM? |
| A. You'll need a ATM card and
a pin number. Your bank can help you with
specifics but you give the machine the
card or slide it in the track. Then just
follow the directions. Here's some ATM
safety tips, too. |
| |
| Q. I need a Web site for my
business. |
| A. First thing is to figure
out a good domain name. Then register
that. Tell the registrar you want to park
the page. Write down your username and
password for the registrar's page. Now
fill out this form here. The people there
will check the form and fix it if
possible. Now take your link that the
form gives you and redirect your
electronic business card from your
domain. If you get email with your domain
registration have the webmaster at your
Netcard site set that to your card if you
haven't already. And ask them about meta
tags and other options. You now have a
website for your business. |
| |
| Q. I need some christmas
decorating ideas. |
| A. Try this site. |
| |
| Q. I registered my domain.
Now I'm concerned that my personal info
is too public. |
| A. You're right to be
concerned. Get a private registration.
Call your registrar for that. But wait,
if your a business and you built a
business site then why in the world would
you want to keep your already public info
private? Why? |
| |
| Q. How can I
get rich? |
| A. Marry
money. |
| |
| Q. Bill? Did you make this
site yourself? |
| A. What? Do you think anyone
else would build a site like this? I have
a subservient hireling (indentured
servant) that does most of the work. |
